Golfgrín á laugardegi (15/2021)

Hér eru nokkrir gamlir, góðir á ensku (suma ekki hægt að þýða):

• Golf is enjoyable like Eggs: Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy some more.

• Greens OK?: A guy on vacation finishes his round, goes into the clubhouse. The head pro says, “did you have a good time out there?” The man replied “fabulous, thank you.” “You’re welcome,” said the pro. “How did you find the greens?” Said the man: “Easy. I just walked to the end of the fairways and there they were.

• Drowning your sorrows: After a particularly poor round, a golfer spotted a lake as he walked despondently up the 18th. He looked at his caddie and said, “I’ve played so badly all day, I think I’m going to drown myself in that lake.” The caddie, quick as a flash, replied, “I’m not sure you could keep your head down that long.”

• The fisherman: What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it.

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• Marriage Made with a Long Putt : You spend too much time thinking about golf! Do you even remember the day we got married? Of course I do! It was the same day I sank that 45-foot putt.

• The Rider: After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, „I’ve been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what’s a rider? The pro said, „A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get in the golf cart and ride to it.“

• Lighting Strike: What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm? Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head, because even Mother Nature can’t hit a 1-iron.

• What else are doctors good at besides their occupation: Where can you find 100 doctors all at the same place on any given day?  A golf course!!“

• Did you know this About Scottish People: Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course? Because that’s how long it took the Scotts who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey!